After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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