Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
how drunk are you?
Several
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
