i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts