You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.