It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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