Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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