new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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