im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
NoShamevember. You game?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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