no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
my being single is dangerous.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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