so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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