win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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