You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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