Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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