just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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