I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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