Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
whose parrot is this?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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