yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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