I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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