4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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