Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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