the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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