I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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