drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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