my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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