if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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