Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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