Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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