just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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