Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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