It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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