I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
