I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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