You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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