If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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