You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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