so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
what day is it and did you see me today?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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