We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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