The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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