Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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