Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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