drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.