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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.

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  OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!

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• (44): View more from United Kingdom

  I think he just caught a duck in mid flight

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.

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• (585): View more from New York

  If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up naked with my work shoes on

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours

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