Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My hand turned me down
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
If I die, sorry about rent.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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