problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
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Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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