I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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