dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
She's not a foreskin expert like you
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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