Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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