Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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