just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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