Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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