Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator