I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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