In America we eat man semen.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
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Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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