my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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