But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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