considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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