he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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