Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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