He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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